i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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