youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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