Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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