loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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