if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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