just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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