More tranny stories later!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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