so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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