oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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