dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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