Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
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respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There r osticjed everywhere
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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