I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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