Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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