better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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