I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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