The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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