She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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