Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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