I am SOOO high
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HUGE THUMBTACKS
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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