what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
