I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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