I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
There are leaves in my underwear?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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