I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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