Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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