So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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