i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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