Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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