I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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