is this the sara with the beer cane?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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