I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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