omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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