so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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