just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We need to get me chipped asap
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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