Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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