Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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