My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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