i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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