Kiss
Puke
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I am naked and annoyed.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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