16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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