remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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