how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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