She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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