Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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