...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
tell me about the fingering
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