now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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