so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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