some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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