awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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