i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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