i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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