I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We left the knife in your bed.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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