I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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