do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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