Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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