Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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